Making gingerbread houses with my sisters and stepsister today (
Okay - my aunt (Marlene) married her cousin (Mike), then ran off with another man (Les). Shortly thereafter, my grandmother and Mike began, ah, seeing one another (completely disregarding the fact that he is her nephew through her second marriage). Then Mike broke his parole and went to jail for two years, and now he's out on early release for something or another. And NOW they're all going to be at my grandmother's for Christmas. Also attending will by my OTHER aunt (Catherine). She and my aunt Marlene haven't spoken in 11 years.
Oh, this should be FUN. (Someone pass me a bottle of Tylenol. No wait, scratch that. Just pass me the shotgun. And possibly - no, just the shotgun.)
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1